What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 16:32

From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
-”Ah so!”
How do I develop the patience to read books?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
How do you perform a lap dance for your boyfriend or husband?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
How do you help patients stop hearing voices?
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What are tips for weight loss?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?